uhmmmyeahsurewhynot:

My new roommate.

No.
darrynek: *dips your opinion in salsa and eats it* (Source: khione, via cumfort)

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

(Source: khione, via cumfort)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Meatball Sub on a Stick
“Silas, life is just blah, blah, blah. You hope for blah, and sometimes you find it. But mostly, it’s blah. And waiting for blah. And hoping you were right about the blahs you made. And then, just when you think you’ve got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and you’re surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up. And blah, blah, blah.”
suspend: eats when im sad, sad when i eat (via weedjoke420)

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(via weedjoke420)

tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110
lostoncementtrails: squiddious: cheezy98151: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members* there’s a word for that hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater.. hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for. (via ruinedchildhood)

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

(via ruinedchildhood)